I'm Guilty! Oh, by the stars above I'll tell you what I’m guilty of, Not ashamed of what I love (shout)I’m Guilty! Chorus: Oh, now I tell you true I’m doing what I love to do Tell the judge and jury too I’m Guilty! (instrumental: A part of St. Anne's Reel) Sing of joy or sing of woe, I'll sing you anything I know, Who's got music in their soul? I'm Guilty! Drink a beer, drink a stout, Drinking's what it's all about, Pass the jug and have no doubt I'm Guilty! Chorus Men in tights of finest cloth They put them on to show them off Who’s eyes are drawn just like a moth? I’m Guilty! See the ladies passing by Beauty like the butterfly Who'll take a chance and catch her eye? I'm Guilty! Chorus If you left it up to me I’d break the laws of gravity Just so everyone would see I’m Guilty! Chorus

I'm a man of destiney Living large in old Paris There's nothing that I can't own The whole world belongs to me I have the nicest horse in town 20 handsomes to get around and my girl's an opera dancer that's the hottest chick in town but now some asshole's called me to the floor says my girl is walkin' out the door says I'm old and fat, and smelly well I won't take that any more Chorus: to the air balloons, the scoundrel must pay my vengance cannot wait another day One of us will be dashed to bits while the other flies away to the air balloons, I must have satisfaction soon let chips fall where they may like the bastard in the basket when I shoot his air balloon Bridge when we're up in the air all's fair there's just skill and random chance like an opera house's dance when we're up in the air all's fair we can leave the world behind we can elevate our minds and then you can die The upstart fires his blunderbuss The shot goes wide- he starts to cuss I take aim and shoot- its perfect Now he's goes down without a fuss and I wonder if I shouldn't care that man is damaged beyond repair. but I can't quite make the thought form over the awesome life I live 10000 feet up in the air. Chorus: to the air balloons, the scoundrel has paid vengeance has been mine for another day The poor lads dashed to bits while I drink champagne and fly away to the air balloons, look how large my satisfaction looms let chips fall where they may like the bastard in the basket when I shot his air balloon

There's pink ribbon on her great sword and flowers on her shield She's a fashion conscious warlord when she makes her enemies yield She's got +5 inch heels of strength that were designed by Louis Vuitton Don't giggle when she puts those hello kitty war grieves on Her warpaint's hearts and flowers Her battle cry's "Like, OMG" She does makeover's with med-kits That's not mead she's drink chai tea She's a fashon model meat shield Her texting is max rank She's the fairest fighter in the land She's the alterec valley girl tank She's Powder puffball warrior and she doesn't taunt, she flirts but if you try to kill the dps you're in a world of hurt There's polish on her fingernails and fire in her eyes She winks at all the villains and then giggles as they die Chorus Her warpaint's hearts and flowers Her battle cry's "Like, OMG" She does makeover's with medkits That's not mead she's drink chai tea She's a fashon model meat shield Her texting is max rank She's the fairest fighter in the land She's the alterec valley girl tank Bridge She sometimes dreams of fury, sometimes of heavy arms but in her soul she is a tank she keeps her raid from harm Her cloak is pink and pretty and there's sparkles on her cheeks but if you try to stop her you find your self dead meat She's faced the fiecest fighters Its called shopping when she loots She spent a bloody fortune on those perfect transmog boots But when evil comes a calling rest assured she will be there don't underestimate her power, you're like totally not prepared

Its clear that you can't really see me Its like I never even was No body ever sees me round here No body does I water flowers on the window pane I scrub the crayon off the wall No body ever sees me round here No body at all Chorus Can't you see what is going on Right in front of your eyes No body ever sees me round here No body tries Can't you see what is going on Its crystal Clear No body ever sees my round here Its like I've disappeared I follow you just like a shadow Kept safe from any harm nobody ever sees me round here I'm a ghost fallen for your charm I've loved you for such a long time now I swear that your the only one No body ever sees me round here I think I'm finally done Chorus Last night you spotted me and your face turned a ghostly white I ran and ran away from you I never meant to cause a fright Now police are all around me But there's nothing here to see Nobody ever see's me round here... I mailed a letter from the station Just before I flew away No body ever see's me round here I reckon thats ok I hope your happy with the life you have I hope your happy that I'm gone No body ever see's me round here Thats my only song

I don't where I am but we're flying and the man beside me says that time has slipped us by Somehow I've escaped from the boring past I made and now I'm staring death straight in the eye The Doctor shouts lets go and its time to start the show for a bit of timey-wimey fun and while I'm sometimes scared I must always be prepared for when he takes my hand and whispers "Run" Cyberman attack and Something knocks me on my back I grab his hand and run towards my fate Death rays flying by but no fear is in his eye and the daleks start to scream "Exterminate!" The Doctor shouts lets go and its time to start the show for a bit of timey-wimey fun and while I'm sometimes scared I must always be prepared for when he takes my hand and whispers "Run" Marks upon my arms Mean something has gone wrong and the silence is too loud for me to think I've nothing to prove wait, did that statue move its fine the doctor says just please don't blink The Doctor shouts lets go and its time to start the show for a bit of timey-wimey fun and while I'm sometimes scared I must always be prepared for when he takes my hand and whispers "Run" The Doctor shouts lets go and its time to start the show for a bit of timey-wimey fun and while I'm sometimes scared I must always be prepared The time stream needs repaired so I must always be prepared I know the Doctor cares so I must always be prepared for when he takes my hand and whispers "Run"

To Hell with Poseidon Many's the night when the moon was full When me daddy'd say to me Be mindful of the wind, sweet lass, Blowin' westward on the sea Poseidon's foul breath bellows from Where no man dare's to sail Don't wed ye to a sea-farin' man, Or ye'll wear a widow's veil V2: Me daddy was a merchant for The men that lined the shore His eye were keen for textiles or What else they had in store But mine were cleanly fixed upon The ships out on the bay I'll never need no husband just To cast me sails away! CHORUS: Oh Poseidon! What say you to all The men who fear to tread? What say you to all the men who did But found themselves soon dead? What say you to all my cannons and The pistol at my hip? For I'm no man, Poseidon, and You'll never sink my ship! V3: I've got seven older brothers that've Taught me how to fight They taught me how to drink and cuss And shoot a pistol right But little did they know the hell They'd wrought upon the sea It'll take a little more than Western wind to frighten me V4: I made my first armed robbery As a wealthy merchant's daughter I commandeered a ship and Set her out across the water I used my lips, I used me bosom, I used me womanly way, But t'was me pistol and me cutlass That got me underway CHORUS V5: Don't look at me the wrong way twice, I'll slit yer scurvy throat You'll know how to treat a lady If you'll set foot on my boat I'm just sailing for the sailin's sake 'Cause someone told me no And if you try to weigh my anchor You can sail with Davey Jones V6: Oh, the sun's low on the horizon and There's salt upon my breast The sea birds call their sweet goodbyes As we bound into the west There's gold and spice in that far-off land And weird aboriginies There's things I've never seen before, There's adventure on the sea! CHORUS

There's a very small voice whispers in my my ear but its all I hear (I'm not crazy) Its not really a choice Maybe pavlov's bell maybe some crazy spell (You make me hazy) I resist where I can But my will's not my own and hands start to roam (Towards the sweetness) I'm no slave to a man But I just can't resist Its a very sweet trist (You just can't beat this) The rapture you bring makes my whole body sing makes my ears to ring I want you deep inside me my chococalte bar I can't wait for taste I feel my hands start to twitch I feel my breath start to hitch as I undress you it would be such a waste if I were to stop now oh I want you and how I'll just caress you Come its just you me there's no one else to see just what you do to me It's time to take you in my mouth my chocolate bar You were made for me my little darling come and set me free from this hunger melt inside me ecstacy brings entropy from in my order Now we're through; I'm a mess I look around and your gone I don't know where we went wrong but now were done here Can't get you out of my dress can't get you of my mind and I constantly find I miss your fun, dear I think I'll try something new a bit less sticky to do maybe one maybe two Your gone but not forgotton my chocolate bar

A Picture Perfect Kind of Man BANTER: So, I've been hitting the dating scene lately And how is that working out? Awful! So I decided to write a song about it, you know, write about what you know. And it goes like this SING Oh my mama said when I was young If you want a special Thing with someone Then girl you never can Settle for less than A picture perfect, just right Kind of man You've gotta know just what you Want in a mate A kind of check list used to Evaluate A sort of resume But only used to appraise So you'll be happy for the Rest of your days BANTER: Well, that sounds like a good plan I thought so, you know, anything that's worth doing is worth having a solid foundation So, have you started a list? I have started a list, and it goes like this SING: I want a man who's gentle And gainfully employed A sense of tact and manners Isn't easily annoyed A man with not much drama No issues with mama And he'll never treat me Like a toy I like a man who's slim and Kinda tall A man who's physically able To handle it all Without a criminal record Or a past that is checkered Got no issues with drugs And doesn't dress like a thug He'll be a picture perfect Kind of man A picture perfect, just right Kind of man BANTER: Wow, that IS a good list! You know, I thought it was reasonable, it's a good start Start?!? Yeah! You know, like Volume One! Of what, Lord of the Rings? Ehhh, not quite Harry Potter? Getting hotter... *sigh* Encyclopedia Britannica. SING: I'm done with dating Leos, I've gotta say no And the same goes for Pisces, The sign of sorrows And while I'm okay with chest hair No back hair or ear hair And he maybe knows Karate, Or Tae Kwan Do A man of Science and Adventure, Who'll try something new Someone who likes to play chess, Someone who looks good in blue And he can think on his feet And maybe doesn't eat meat I like an olive complexion Pointed features are perfection He'll be a picture perfect Kind of man A picture perfect, just right Kind of man BANTER: Umm, wow - that's getting kinda specific Yeah, I know I'm really narrowing it down, but I figured I'm worth it, why settle... Yeah, I guess... But... There's more. Of course there is. And it goes like this! SING: I'd like a man who dreams of Working in space And I don't mind if his parents're of a Different race I like a logical demeanor And when he blushes he turns greener A man who runs a ship shape Kind of place A man who knows how to nerve pinch, Is good with a laser Oh no I said that wrong, That's supposed to be "phaser" And he can deal with hostile species From the seat of his station Believes in Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination... He'll be a picture perfect Kind of man A picture perfect, just right Kind of man

I have a mug its an awesome mug You can buy my mug its an awesome mug Six copper coins will buy my mug you'll drink until its dry You can see it is an awesome mug Come on give it a try.... -6 copper? I am really thirsty...alright. Here you go! -Great - just sign here! -Whats this? Its the document you have to sign to buy my awesome mug 3000 pages tell you how to use my awesome mug You don't have to read it all just sign and say you did and you can get to use my awesome mug -That is WAY easier. I don’t generally like to sign things I haven’t read but the document is REALLY long and I’m REALLY thirsty so...here you go! Now let’s go to the bar! -Uh...Hold on! You can only drink my homemade beer within my awesome mug I have spies in every tavern don't abuse my awesome mug The document makes it quite clear you'll only drink my brand of beer (what’s that, Schitzler?) its 15 gold, lets fill my awesome mug -15 GOLD!!! That’s extortion! -No, that’s profit. -That’s like 20 times the cost of the mug! -And? -You know what….*sigh* FINE. Here’s your 15 gold now go fetch me my beer. -No...go fill it up. -Uh...I give you money, you give me beer. That’s how this works. -I am not your maid. -FINE. I’ll just go over here to this keg….This isn’t even beer! IT’S CIDER! -Thats right, made from the finest apples. -What fuji? -No, Macintosh. -*sigh* Well, at least I own a mug. -Uh...not quite. The terms give you a license to use my awesome mug but I retain true ownership of my great awesome mug You own the right to drink you see But it’s my intellectual property (I think you’re making things up now) and I won't let you steal my awesome mug -Intellectual property? You can’t own my thoughts...get out of my head witch! I know how to solve this! I am a capable handyman...I will make my own mug! -No you won’t. -No, I took a class and everything. -You can’t. The terms say you won't make a mug that like my awesome mug I can take your firstborne child and the mug thats like my mug its not just the mug alone I own its all mugs like it that are known Every mug thats like my awesome mug -Okay, let me get this straight. So...I don’t own the mug. (No). I have to drink your Schiztler cider out of it. (True) I can’t build a bug that’s like it (right) and on top of all of that...there’s a bug in the bottom! -It’s not a bug...it’s a feature! -How could this possibly get any worse? -It doesn’t get worse...it gets better! In 2 months I am building a better awesome mug the mug you hold will fall apart AGAIN you'll buy my mug I'll own every beer in town only in my mugs will beer be found and you'll be forced to buy my awesome imug -imug? -yeah, catchy, isn't it? -Not really -Well it’s simple enough everyone will remember it. -I suppose. -Besides, this next mug...It’s going to be made of glass. -Oh! Like Windows. -No, it will only look like windows. Everyone will buy my awesome imug.

Salt and burn my gun is shiny my butt is firm salt and burn these stupid demons never learn salt and burn I might be dead but I’ll return I know it might sound crazy but Its time to spread the salt and burn Im just a simple Kansas country boy With a taste for demon blood And a fancy emo haircut Im gonna gank the creep that ganked my dad, ganked my mom, and ganked my girlfriend (That ganker) Maybe help some people on the way Sit in the impala And talk about our feelings yeah Salt and burn my gun is shiny my butt is firm salt and burn these stupid demons never learn salt and burn I might be dead but I’ll return I know it might sound crazy but Its time to spread the salt and burn I hope my brother doesn’t go insane When he drinks that demon blood it makes me a lil nervous I hope to teach him all the things to say And I hope I get a girlfriend who wont die Most of all I want a cheeseburger, I eat them every day, because they make my butt so tight and firm Salt and burn my gun is shiny my butt is firm salt and burn these stupid demons never learn salt and burn I might be dead but I’ll return I know it might sound crazy but Its time to spread the salt and burn I got an angel he’s got man love for me, I got a fake dad and his name is Bobby I love them both but not as much as those men love me No homo Maybe a lil homo ( We love homo! It's okay to be homo!) Yeah Salt and burn Sold my soul now its your turn Salt and burn Im out of words that rhyme with burn Salt and burn I think I’ll sing about this fern I know it might sound crazy but its time to sing about this fern Salt and burn my gun is shiny my butt is firm salt and burn these stupid demons never learn salt and burn I might be dead but I’ll return I know it might sound crazy but Its time to spread the salt and burn

in the village of kilgore there's a maiden young and fair her eye's they shone like diamonds she had long and golden hair when the country man came riding, right up to her daddys gate he rode a pure white stallion he came at the stroke of eight step it out mary my fine daughter step it out mary if you can step it our mary, my fine daughter show your legs to the country man I have come to court your daughter, mary of the golden hair I have gold and I have silver, I have lands beyond compare i will buy her silks and satins, and a gold ring for her hand I will build for her a mansion, she'll have servants to command step it out mary my fine daughter step it out mary if you can step it our mary, my fine daughter show your legs to the country man Well I don't your gold or silver, I don't want your house or land I am in love with a soilder, I have promised him my hand Marys father spoke up sharply, You'll do as you are told You will marry him on sunday and you will wear that ring of gold step it out mary my fine daughter step it out mary if you can step it our mary, my fine daughter show your legs to the country man In the village of kilgore, there's a deep stream running by on her wedding day at midnight, mary drowns with her soilder boy from the cottage there is music, you can hear her daddy say Step it out mary my fine daughter, sunday is your wedding day step it out mary my fine daughter step it out mary if you can step it our mary, my fine daughter show your legs to the country man

Come over the hills my bonnie Irish Lass come over the hills to your darling you chose the road love and I'll make a vow and I 'll be your true love forever Red is the rose that in yonder garden grows Fair is the lilly of the vally Clear is the water that flows from the boine But my love is fairer than any Tis down by Kilarnaryies green woods that we strayed and the moon and the stars they were shinning the moon shone its rays on her locks of golden hair and she swore she be my love forever Twas not for the parting that my sister gave and its not for the grief of my mother its all for the loss of my bonnie Irish Lass that my heart is breaking forever

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A long long time ago, I thought I'd always be so lonely Like a man trapped in a galaxy far away (far far away) Then you came into my life and some strange force just seemed to draw us (light side or dark?) And you promised me forever you would stay (forever?) Now that pale moon's hanging over us (not a moon) And these green northern lights glow It's just Sunset on Alderaan I take your hand, the world seems to be shouting for us A million voices crying out in joy (not joy exactly) I can't wait to spend the rest of my whole life with you It's just Sunset on Alderaan If the world would end today I'd die a happy man It's just Sunet on Alderaan BOOM

I've been far and near seen skies grey and clear I've never known just what I'm meant to do I've been hungry I've been fed Slept in ditches and in beds and I've always said I'm coming home to you I've been Long Gone, but here I am again that rambling blood keep flowing through my veins I've been Long Gone, but here I am again and you sure gonna love me while I stay I've been happy I've been sad I've been good and I've been bad I've done the best that I know how to do I've been right and I've been wrong I've been weak and I've been strong and it's been too long since I laid eyes on you I've been Long Gone, but here I am again that rambling blood keep flowing through my veins I've been Long Gone, but here I am again and you sure gonna love me while I stay I've been the king I've been the fool I've broken hearts I've broken rules Sometimes I win, sometimes I fail I've broken out and into jail I've shared a bed, I've slept alone I've wandered every where but home and you're sure gonna love me while I stay